“… Spain Games is the greatest invention known to man! I cannot stress enough how much you have to do this day!!…”

“… The Cocktail Class was brilliant! Alex was an expert teacher. Sex on the beach? Don’t mind if I do…”

“… We did the life drawing. He was… very impressive shall we say. I almost didn’t have enough paper! So So much fun!…”

“… What a craic! Weekend of just getting pure lashed up with some brilliant activities. Love it!…”

“… Went for a cheeky butler in the buff. He was both cheeky and very buff!…”

“…Solid weekend with the lads. Smashed it! Top bar crawl, dominated the go karting and the ‘evening entertainment’ was top drawer!…”